(Borrowed from Fab Brunette, who borrowed it from Scattered Starlight.)
If I were a month, I’d be February.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be 4pm.
If I were a planet, I’d be Mercury.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a seahorse.
If I were a direction, I’d be South.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be an oversized comfy chair.
If I were a liquid, I’d be coffee.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be an amethyst.
If I were a tree, I’d be a Weeping Willow.
If I were a tool, I’d be a hot glue gun.
If I were a flower, I’d be a lily.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a sun shower.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a flute.
If I were a color, I’d be pink.
If I were an emotion, I’d be joy.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a watermelon.
If I were a sound, I’d be laughter.
If I were an element, I’d be water.
If I were a car, I’d be a black convertible.
If I were a food, I’d be a cupcake.
If I were a place, I’d be Paris.
If I were a material, I’d be cotton.
If I were a taste, I’d be sweet.
If I were a scent, I’d be lavender.
If I were an object, I’d be a book.
If I were a body part, I’d be the lips.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a smile.
If I were a song, I’d be Hold You In My Arms (Ray La Montagne).
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be a pair of red Jimmy Choo peep toe sandals.
(Images via We Heart It)